Want to catch a few z's at your desk? Inert Bert will keep watch for you and he will try reeeeeeeally hard not to fall asleep. Just want to stay in your pyjamas for the whole of Saturday? Inert Bert will keep you company. He just wants to hang.

Inert Bert is a crocheted sloth-type fellow who likes to enjoy the simple things in life like friendship and relaxation.

He is 12cm tall and crocheted in acrylic yarn with safety eyes and nose and poseable arms.

** SHIPPING TIMES VARY!! This is because every single Inert Bert is hand made by me and takes several hours to be ready to meet you. Please be assured however I will be crocheting day and night to get him to you as quickly as I can.

If you have any comments or questions, please email me at kat@snorkersimaginarium.com.

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