Does Nigel Farage make your blood boil? Well, now you can punish the vile little racist without hurting yourself or getting into any legal bother, with the Nigel Farage UPRIK Pincushion.

Let it all out and have a good loud laugh in his smug, grinning face while you do it. Sew something lovely and witness Farage actually doing something useful by holding your pins for you.

No need for a pincushion? Why not use him as a grotesque acupuncture practice face or miniature punchbag?

This pincushion is crocheted by hand and mentally infused with imaginings of Nigel Farage's downfall. It is made to order, in polyester yarn and aggressively stuffed with polyester fibrefill.

Pins (and swords) not included!

**SHIPPING TIMES VARY!! This is because every single Nigel Farage UPRIK Pincushion is hand made by me and takes several hours to be ready to start its new life helping you find a glimmer of humour in this ridiculous and terrifying situation. Please be assured however I will be crocheting day and night to get him to you as quickly as I can.

If you have any comments or questions, please email me at kat@snorkersimaginarium.com.

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*The voodoo element of this is just a joke (although if you can get it to work, all power to you).