This is an instantly downloadable pattern to crochet your very own problematic game show mascot!

I don’t know if I’m allowed to do this but I don’t care what happens to me. I don’t even want to be around any more.

Phrases you will recognise if you also recognise this Chonky boi who needs to figure out what he does. HE HAD THE WHOLE SUMMER TO FIGURE IT OUT.

He is 15.5cm tall and he’s going to eat your points and get very mad.

Alternatively you can commission me to make one for you here

This pattern combines crochet and needle felting but if you haven’t needle felted before, don‘t worry - it is easy peasy and this is a fun way to introduce yourself to it.

A beginner’s basic crochet stitch photo tutorial is also available to download for free in my shop.

A download link will be automatically emailed to you when the purchase is complete.

If you have any comments or questions, please email me at kat@snorkersimaginarium.com.

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Pattern is written in US crochet terminology.